{"product_id":"_8anccc","title":"The 8 Ancient Geek Words for Love, by c3 Crew","description":"\u003cp align=\"justify\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePoetry, chapbook, 36 pages, from \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #2b00ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBottlecap Features\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlato’s entire body of work has survived 2,400 years. But did c3 Crew consult Plato when he was waking every three hours to feed his underweight newborn? Of course not—Crew was shipping two police detectives in his murder-of-the-week procedural. Aristotle laid the groundwork for modern science. But when c3’s dad was dying of a brain bleed, did he get Aristotelian? No. He invoked invisible hobbit spiders. Ancient Greek influence may be everywhere, but it’s Crew’s favorite idiot boxes that have been in the room where his most human endeavors happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe 8 Ancient Geek Words for Love documents 15 years of embarrassingly real feelings for pop culture confections. In these poems, c3 presents a new pantheon of entertainment parables for this century. With his debut chapbook, Crew imparts the surprising lessons of a lifelong reader (of Entertainment Weekly):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e• In a cold war at home?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e      ○ Let autoplay slide into another episode of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyour telenovela.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e• Loved one in hospice?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e      ○ Consider: you’ve never seen Totoro and \u003c\/span\u003eDeath in the same place at the same time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e• Favorite team tanking?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e      ○ All the ball park pigeon ever does is win.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e• Stuck pretending you don’t love your new used \u003c\/span\u003emini-van?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e      ○ Consult the Wikipedia of a psychedelic \u003c\/span\u003erock goddess and confess.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"c3 Crew","offers":[{"title":"Chapbook","offer_id":49796925718843,"sku":"_8ANCCC","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Download (PDF)","offer_id":49796925751611,"sku":"_8ANCCCe","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0062\/4420\/4614\/files\/8front.png?v=1734123916","url":"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/products\/_8anccc","provider":"Bottlecap Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}