{"product_id":"bleckk","title":"Blech Life, by KKUURRTT","description":"\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProse, chapbook, 32 pages, from \u003cspan style=\"color: #0000ff;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #0000ff;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" style=\"color: #0000ff;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #0000ff;\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBottlecap Features\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eEverybody loves the beach, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eNah. The beach sucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eThis ain’t no ‘I LOVE THE BEACH’ placard and platitude seen for sale (overpriced of course) at one those tourist trap spots that seem to exist only for vacationers. \u003cem\u003eBlech Life\u003c\/em\u003e is a collection of flash, micro, and smallies that grapples with one’s refusal to enjoy the beach if they wanted to. This is for the rest of us who can’t quite come to terms with living in Paradise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003ePower lines and palm trees. Dogs in sunshine and drugs with friends. Lounging lavish in the sand and really basking in those rays of how the hell did I get here. The best time you’ve ever had? Why don’t you try on that beach bum life for a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eKKUURRTT lives by the beach. \u003cem\u003eGood at Drugs\u003c\/em\u003e is available from Back Patio Press.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KKUURRTT","offers":[{"title":"Chapbook","offer_id":39556643749959,"sku":"BLECKK","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Download (PDF)","offer_id":39556643782727,"sku":"BLECKKe","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0062\/4420\/4614\/products\/Blech-Life_-by-KKUURRTT-Bottlecap-Press-1656794512.jpg?v=1656880648","url":"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/products\/bleckk","provider":"Bottlecap Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}