{"product_id":"wherrjg","title":"Where the Road Begins, by R. J. Gooseman","description":"\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ePoetry, chapbook, 28 pages, from \u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #2b00ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBottlecap Features\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eFollowing in the footsteps of Shel Silverstein—with a dirty, boozy twist— R. J. Gooseman’s \u003cem\u003eWhere the Road Begins\u003c\/em\u003e is a chapbook made to get a laugh out of anybody. Inside you’ll find a beaver in therapy, a mime burning silently in a house fire, a bathroom sink that quits its job, an orgy that goes questionably right...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eIf you feel too dumb for most poetry, are too dumb for most poetry, or are a smart (you’re not) burnout nostalgic for the days of sitting crisscross applesauce on a sticky classroom carpet listening to funny rhyming poems, then pick up a copy of \u003cem\u003eWhere the Road Begins\u003c\/em\u003e today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eYou might regret it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eR. J. Gooseman is a writer and humorist from Columbus, Ohio, and the founder of \u003cem\u003eOne Shot Magazine\u003c\/em\u003e (oneshotmagazine.org). He enjoys lounging at coffee shops and talking to strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"R. J. Gooseman","offers":[{"title":"Chapbook","offer_id":51332881514811,"sku":"WHERRJG","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Download (PDF)","offer_id":51332881547579,"sku":"WHERRJGe","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0062\/4420\/4614\/files\/road_cover.png?v=1781136362","url":"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/products\/wherrjg","provider":"Bottlecap Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}