{"product_id":"wronjs","title":"WRONG PEOPLE, by Jon Steinhagen","description":"\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eProse, chapbook, 28 pages, from \u003ca style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBottlecap Features\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eSomeone’s life is defined by a natural disaster. Someone else advertises along the expressway for a lover. Others populate an abandoned cathedral as they double down on their looksmaxxing. A psychic takes a much-needed break from demanding spirits; an average teenager can’t help but find new planets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eWhat’s wrong with people? What makes them wrong? And what’s so wrong about being wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWRONG PEOPLE\u003c\/em\u003e is ten tiny novels that dwell on the odd, off-putting people, places, and things, from a judgmental discount given to those who are lost in sadness, a pet food taster trying to find love, friends who purposely redirect traffic, and cursed prosthetic devices. And who can say? Sometimes, the wrong people…might be us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eJON STEINHAGEN is the author of \u003cem\u003eThe Hanging Artist\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eThe Big Book of Sounds\u003c\/em\u003e, the screenplay of the comedy feature \u003cem\u003eParty Favors\u003c\/em\u003e, many plays and musicals (\u003cem\u003eBlizzard’67\u003c\/em\u003e; \u003cem\u003eThe Teapot Scandals\u003c\/em\u003e), and is a former resident playwright of Chicago Dramatists.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jon Steinhagen","offers":[{"title":"Chapbook","offer_id":51552381600059,"sku":"WRONJS","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Download (PDF)","offer_id":51552381632827,"sku":"WRONJSe","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0062\/4420\/4614\/files\/WP_cover.png?v=1786396430","url":"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/products\/wronjs","provider":"Bottlecap Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}